The Tools of Ignorance: Barnstorming: Rankings

Rankings: Most Wins

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#	Team	W-L	RS-RA	Fans	Current Location
1	Psychedelic Gargoyles	134-93	1098-797	1,396,535	Unknown, GA (31295)
2	bench players 4 hire	95-71	730-724	947,951	Unknown, DE (19969)
3	Pennsauken Pill Poppers	79-63	703-641	5,836,325	Manorville, NY (11949)
4	qazer quirky qballs	77-101	706-827	1,506,630	Edgemoor, DE (19809)
5	Yoknapatawpha Yellow Hammers	50-25	357-266	833,752	Acton, MA (1720)
6	taste great less hittin	42-39	391-383	440,332	Hartsville, TN (37074)
7	bottom feeders	37-40	353-350	1,241,748	Westpoint, TN (38486)
8	fidtie fidtie or50 50	35-30	294-268	582,470	Fresno, CA (93727)
9	feel the breeze	27-35	256-304	73,609	Beverly Hills, CA (90212)
10	Ann Arbor Tree Huggers	25-43	294-366	6,191,456	Clarksburg, OH (43115)
11	good grief not Joe Shlabotnik	23-51	215-338	972,499	Newark, DE (19711)
12	real men of genius	23-18	201-175	1,091,469	Pine Bluff, AR (71603)
13	pride of da yanks	23-41	235-314	2,131,944	New York, NY (10016)
14	Roscoe Village Duckweeds	23-15	189-171	328,044	Unknown, KY (40577)
15	going going gone dont come back	21-18	177-176	2,013,403	New York, NY (10002)
16	fishs floating foams	20-27	195-229	1,397,118	Eight Mile, AL (36613)
17	writin down da lineups	19-21	209-212	1,688,696	Deer Park, NY (11729)
18	dawg days o summer	15-21	146-198	565,319	Gravel Ridge, AR (72076)
19	top dawg	15-19	129-167	125,718	Jarrettsville, MD (21084)
20	321blast off	14-18	143-149	156,765	Unknown, AL (36631)
21	Warren Cheswick Experience	14-14	133-108	195,686	Ruffs Dale, PA (15679)
22	bunt u over	13-9	109-98	371,141	Lynn, MA (1901)
23	Rubber City Blimps	12-23	141-174	279,467	Salineville, OH (43945)
24	Reading Rainbows	12-12	95-80	215,487	Revere, MA (2151)
25	keeper o da still	11-9	91-73	111,293	Unknown, OH (43925)
26	balls r Blowin in the Wind	11-9	100-94	368,766	Osceola, WI (54020)
27	Springfield Isotopes	9-5	56-38	144,588	Cushing, TX (75760)
28	Mesquite Skeeters	8-13	69-105	228,069	Jayess, MS (39641)
29	quoth the raven	7-3	44-37	63,112	Unknown, DC (20559)
30	dont cross thee line	7-7	67-63	204,168	Unknown, DC (20447)
31	goose eggzzz	5-7	54-42	190,497	Modena, WI (54755)
32	choo choo here comes the express	5-6	43-48	184,167	Landing, NJ (7850)
33	volunteering 2 kik u arse	2-2	32-20	62,225	Gassaway, TN (37095)
34	Dangling Participles	1-1	6-6	47,400	Los Angeles, CA (90011)
35	cheddar is bettar	1-4	13-32	101,908	Hubertus, WI (53033)
36	Canal Fulton Demonic Bananas	1-0	8-2	9,210	Akron, OH (44313)
37	whos on 1st 3rd base	1-0	4-3	141,145	Ringoes, NJ (8551)
38	Las Cruces New Mexicans	0-2	3-7	39,365	Swartz Creek, MI (48473)
39	Hagerstown Awesome Players	0-2	6-10	25,717	Strasburg, VA (22657)

Can your team of stars, has-been's, and never-will-be's build a loyal fan base as they travel the country, taking on other people's ragtag teams?

Random Fact

"Lena Blackburne Baseball Rubbing Mud" is used by ever major league team to rough up new baseballs before each game. The mud comes from a secret Delaware River Basin.