[Fantasy Baseball] Mickey F'ing Klutts.
Poulanc : March 17, 2008 04:01 PM

I don't believe this guy. He has single-handedly beat the Kennard Killers on countless occasions. Just today, he hit two solo home runs to lead the Thunder Bitches to a 2-1 victory. I hate Mickey F'ing Klutts...

jcarwash31 : March 18, 2008 11:31 AM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

He's just got your number. He isn't as devastating against anybody else.

Ford Fricks Asterisk : March 23, 2008 04:18 PM

I think the simulator just likes guys named Mickey. In his first start for Whiskeytown, Mickey Lolich just became master of the 12-hit shutout.


jcarwash31 : March 26, 2008 08:25 AM

Mickey F'ing Klutts just hit a walk-off to beat the Killer Rabbits 6-4. This after the Thunder Bitches trailed by 2 runs heading into the bottom of the 9th. That capped a 3 for 5 night for Klutts where he hit 2 HRs and a double and drove in 3.

jcarwash31 : June 3, 2008 05:34 PM

Klutts just had a 3 homerun game against the Warren Cheswick Experience. He became the 4th player to hit 3 homeruns in a game since records were kept, joining teammate Yogi Berra. Berra and Larry Walker each added a homerun in the game as the Thunder Bitches won 10-2.

Poulanc : June 12, 2008 10:17 AM


3 more games played against the Thunder Bitches, 3 more home runs. This is getting out of hand!

jcarwash31 : June 12, 2008 10:23 AM

He's homered in 7 of his last 10 games, including one 2 HR game. After 161 games, he sits at 49 HRs. Can he reach 50 in his next game?

Poulanc : June 12, 2008 10:39 AM

"Can he reach 50 in his next game?"

He can if he plays the Kennard Killers.

Ford Fricks Asterisk : June 25, 2008 02:23 PM

Mickey F. Klutts just went 5-for-6 against Whiskeytown and was a double short of the cycle in a 15-0 Minneapolis win.

The worst part, though, was the 6-run 9th with Matt Stairs' grand slam when they were already up 11-0 (especially since my own Matt Stairs went 0-fer-4 with 2 K's)... that's just rude.

I will have my revenge.


jcarwash31 : June 25, 2008 03:04 PM

I think you have kicked my ass plenty of times already.

jcarwash31 : August 15, 2008 10:04 AM

Klutts just recorded his 2nd career 3 homerun game today in a 10-5 victory over the travelin all stars. Klutts went 4-for-5 and drove in 8 runs with a 3-run HR in the 1st, a grand slam in the 6th, and a solo shot in the 8th.

jcarwash31 : August 15, 2008 10:07 AM

He followed up that performance with a 3-for-5 game with 2 HRs and 4 RBI in a 9-1 win over ignorance be bliss.

jcarwash31 : August 26, 2008 11:09 AM

With a 2 HR performance against the Kennard Killers, Mickey Klutts recorded his 99th and 100th career (since the keeping of stats) homeruns. It took him 332 games and 1422 at-bats to reach 100 HRs. Klutts led the T-Bitches to a win in a 10-7 slugfest. Jeff Bagwell and Eddie Mathews also homered for Minneapolis and Kevin Young hit 2 bombs for the Killers.

Poulanc : August 26, 2008 03:14 PM

I hate Mickey 'F'ing' Klutts.

jimdandy : August 28, 2008 06:23 PM

tell mickey he's gotta do better Henry Blanco reached 100 in 185 games 885 AB

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